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Friday, 10 January 2014
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Saturday, 4 January 2014
Aloknath jokes
Enough of
Rajnikant jokes... Time for some Alok Nath jokes..
- When Alok Nath was born ; Doctor said, “Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain”
- Alok Nath is so Sanskari that he smokes agarbattis
- The only two wars Aloknath has seen in his life are Harid’war’ and Pariwar
- Aloknath’s CV reads as :-
Degree – MBA in
Kanyadaan
Skills – Sanskaar
Experience –
1000001 Kanyadaans done
Hobby – Giving Aashirwads
- In school days Aloknath used to bunk classes to go to temple.
- Aloknath has never received salary, he always receives pension.
Friday, 3 January 2014
Remix songs -- Aarti all night – Aloknath Version
Aaj Mandira khullan do
Kanyadan hullan do
Nariyal ko fod faad ke
Dukh ashanthi bhullan do
Aarti all night…
Aarti all night…
Aarti all night…
We Do Aarti all night…
Sunlo saari duniya walo
Jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
Karenge aarti saari raat
Hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo…
Aarti all night…
Aarti all night…
Aarti all night…
We Do Aarti all night…
Sunlo saari duniya walo
Jitna bhi tum jor lagalo
Karenge aarti saari raat
Hath me dum hai to ghanti bajalo… (Aaj mandir …)
Bajate raho… ghantiiii….
Bajate raho… ghantiiii….
Bajate raho… ghantiiii….
Bajate raho
Aarti all night…
Aarti all night…
Aarti all night…
We Do Aarti all night… (2)
Jab tak hai jaan - Alok Nath Version
Meri Samdhan Ji Ke Sath Namkeen Mastiyan
Meri Aashirwad Ki Beparwaah Gustakhiyaan
Mere Hatho Se Huye Kaanyadan
Nahi BHoolunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
Mere Banaye Rishte Ka Majak Udana
Tera Yun Meri Baar Baar Pagadi Uchalna
Mere Upar Gaane Banana
Nahi Maaf Karunga Mai
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
Mandiron Me Mera Bedhadak Aarti Gaane Se
Baat Baat Pe Bevajah Aashirwad Dene Se
Dhoop aur Agarbatti Jalane Se
Mohabbat Karunga Mai,
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
Mere Trolls Banane Walon Se,
Mera Yun Majak Banane Se,
Mere Beraham Trends Se,
Nafrat Karunga Mai,
Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,Jab Tak Hai Sanskaar,
-KoOldeep Shiwankar
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