Aloknath jokes

Enough of Rajnikant jokes... Time for some Alok Nath jokes..

• When Alok Nath was born ; Doctor said, “Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain”
• Alok Nath is so Sanskari that he smokes agarbattis
• The only two wars Aloknath has seen in his life are Harid’war’ and Pariwar 
• Aloknath’s CV reads as :-  

                Degree – MBA in Kanyadaan

                Skills – Sanskaar

                Experience – 1000001 Kanyadaans done

                Hobby – Giving Aashirwads

• In school days Aloknath used to bunk classes to go to temple.
• Aloknath has never received salary, he always receives pension.